Yummy Mustard {shoes}!

Sometimes, some things are so hideous, they're amazing. Like the color mustard -- it shouldn't be pretty, or fabulous. Especially if it's in velvet. But look at these lovelies!

Ralph Lauren Purple Label, via Wedding Bee

Kate Spade Grammy, via Wedding Bee

No, I don't think I could *actually* pull these off. Although who'm I kidding, if I had $500+ to throw on these, I *totally* would. Or if there was a killer Zappos-like return policy in whatever store/online retailer that carries these, I would plunk money down, try them on, then return them :) If I didn't fall in love. And magically win the lottery so I could snatch these up. Ah, dreams.